Look into my eyes … Your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier … You are getting very sleepy … I am, right now, one final exam away from being a certified hypnotherapist. Sadly, contrary to public opinion, I have not learnt spells and mind control, and Duckfishman won’t be compelled to obey my every command… Read More
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Three months on you might be astounded by my ability to continue on living, laughing and opening my heart to world. On the other hand, you might secretly think that I am some kind of heartless bitch (that should get hit by a bus as one commenter pointed out) for getting on with my life.… Read More
When my guy was struggling and fearing “The Relationship”, I almost suggested that instead of having a relationship we should have a pirate ship. Adventure. Booty. Breaking the rules, braving the storms. We sail wherever we want, together. ~ Kelly Diels|Cleavage Duckfishman and I don’t have a relationship in the traditional sense of the word.… Read More
You are the hero that will slay the dragon that has imprisoned me. I can see in you a heroic quality that even you may be unaware of. You have taken on this challenge without once thinking of yourself. It is not random luck that I have chosen you. I have met many men, but… Read More
Duck Fish Man : Did you know that Katie has been my girlfriend for more than 2 months now? Little Fairy Fry* [6 years old] : I know — Katie has been your girlfriend for 50,000 months. Duck Fish Man : Wow, no wonder we feel like we’ve known each other forever. That is 4,166… Read More
The Mysterious Lavender Bay Duckfish is a shy creature, as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster. And like the Loch Ness Monster, all photographic evidence is out of focus making proof of his existence highly disputable. Although I stare at Lavender Bay every day, I have only seen him twice. The first time, I hardly… Read More
This time 16 years ago I was dressed like a princess in my ivory wedding dress, clutching burgundy orchids with my two beautiful best friends (Hi Sue x) ready to walk down the aisle. If someone had told me on that day, that 16 years later I would be living alone in a waterfront mansion… Read More
The girl had wished for a unicorn her whole life. She had seen the beautiful creatures in magazines with the most successful recording artists, models and actresses and she knew that she was just the kind of person that could have one for herself. She also knew that boys adored girls with unicorns and with… Read More
In this new, great big adventure, I sometimes get confused. There are times when I feel lonely, sad, fat and emotionally spent and I don’t know how to react. Do I pull out my sword and cry “bring it on bitch — do your worst but you won’t beat me down”? Or do I say… Read More
Every morning I wake up, I smile to myself at how blessed I am to live by myself in such a gorgeous place. As I stumble to the kitchen for my morning cup of tea, I am greeted with this view. If I look the other way, I see the park and hear the water… Read More
Hello body. Create for me a safe home, a home that is an oasis, that is calm, that is flowing with life energy, and that is reflective of my beauty. Allow me to breathe my peaceful spirit deep into every fiber, every cell, and every strand of DNA. Release from your tissues all that is… Read More