Today I was trawling the internet to ascertain if baby oil up my clacker was a health hazard (as you do). The answer is no — not a problem at all.
In my travels I stumbled upon a forum that had obviously been translated from another language …
I’m a manly and I alway use newborn grease when I masturbate it is effortless to verbs up after I finish and it feel virtuous. My girl friend other uses it too and have never have a problem.
Newborn grease …
You’re welcome.
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