There is one person in the universe that you should be allowed to make love to no matter what your current relationship status. This person is referred to as the “free pass”. Behold my free pass … This has got to be the sexiest photo of all time … oh Johnny, what can I say… Read More
Sometimes it’s better to watch a naked man in your shower than to write a blog post ♥
I hardly ever get on the computer outside of work these days because I’m too busy having a great big adventure. So a quick update I’ve been smoke free for two weeks now – yay me! Duckfish and I going to shack up in a super flash apartment just down the road with a spa… Read More
Look into my eyes … Your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier … You are getting very sleepy … I am, right now, one final exam away from being a certified hypnotherapist. Sadly, contrary to public opinion, I have not learnt spells and mind control, and Duckfishman won’t be compelled to obey my every command… Read More
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Three months on you might be astounded by my ability to continue on living, laughing and opening my heart to world. On the other hand, you might secretly think that I am some kind of heartless bitch (that should get hit by a bus as one commenter pointed out) for getting on with my life.… Read More
When my guy was struggling and fearing “The Relationship”, I almost suggested that instead of having a relationship we should have a pirate ship. Adventure. Booty. Breaking the rules, braving the storms. We sail wherever we want, together. ~ Kelly Diels|Cleavage Duckfishman and I don’t have a relationship in the traditional sense of the word.… Read More
You are the hero that will slay the dragon that has imprisoned me. I can see in you a heroic quality that even you may be unaware of. You have taken on this challenge without once thinking of yourself. It is not random luck that I have chosen you. I have met many men, but… Read More
Duck Fish Man : Did you know that Katie has been my girlfriend for more than 2 months now? Little Fairy Fry* [6 years old] : I know — Katie has been your girlfriend for 50,000 months. Duck Fish Man : Wow, no wonder we feel like we’ve known each other forever. That is 4,166… Read More
The Mysterious Lavender Bay Duckfish is a shy creature, as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster. And like the Loch Ness Monster, all photographic evidence is out of focus making proof of his existence highly disputable. Although I stare at Lavender Bay every day, I have only seen him twice. The first time, I hardly… Read More
This time 16 years ago I was dressed like a princess in my ivory wedding dress, clutching burgundy orchids with my two beautiful best friends (Hi Sue x) ready to walk down the aisle. If someone had told me on that day, that 16 years later I would be living alone in a waterfront mansion… Read More
The girl had wished for a unicorn her whole life. She had seen the beautiful creatures in magazines with the most successful recording artists, models and actresses and she knew that she was just the kind of person that could have one for herself. She also knew that boys adored girls with unicorns and with… Read More