Duckfish wrote me a rap song…
I’m a non-fiction writer
I make books in my cellar
I’m an existential dweller
I’m a New York best seller
I’m a straight-talkin’ chick, sir
I’m a lithograph lap-dancer
My rising sign is Libra
and my adverbs are a cancer
So let’s just drink some Vodka V
and talk a little sex
We’ll give her what she wants you see
But not what she expects
I’m your cerebral love Ninja
but I used to be a binger
So don’t be such a whinger
My feelings, you can’t injure
I’m your battery recharger
I can make your penis larger
I guess I’ll see you later
when I’m through with my vibrator
So watch out Mister Publisher
don’t want your wife to know
Before you get dementia,
Your mind’s about to blow.
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That’s hilarious and awesome!
It’s even better when he sings it!!
Please record it!!! So funny.
I’ll do my best to talk him into it 😀
My first visit, first post–I’m hooked. What a delightful sense of humor he has!
Thanks Walker – so lovely to meet you. Duckfish is more talented than he realises 🙂
Oh Katie, that is so funny!! Thank you for sharing 🙂
Thanks B — he’s a bit of alright isn’t he?
Alright?? you call him alright?? you are nuts and you know it!! He is divine…. and so are you! By the way… is he a Cancerian??
No he’s a Pisces (he’s a duckfish after all) and he IS divine x
Wheeeee! Such talent! I agree, we need this on podcast – you can do the boombox in the background.
I’ll see what I can arrange 😀