10 Reasons Why Jesus Wasn’t Fat

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1. He ate carbs and omega 3 fatty acids

Mark 6:41
Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to his disciples to set before the people. He also divided the two fish among them all.

2. He had a physically active job

Mark 6:3
“Where did this man get these things?” they asked. “What’s this wisdom that has been given him, that he even does miracles! Isn’t this the carpenter? Isn’t this Mary’s son and the brother of James, Joseph, Judas and Simon? Aren’t his sisters here with us?”

3. He had the odd drink

John 2:9
They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the water that had been turned into wine. He did not realize where it had come from, though the servants who had drawn the water knew.

4. He had lots of friends to support him

Matthew 10:1
He called his twelve disciples to him and gave them authority to drive out evil spirits and to heal every disease and sickness.

5. He enjoyed his physical body

Luke 7:46
You did not put oil on my head, but she has poured perfume on my feet.

6. He never worried about where the next meal was coming from

Luke 12:24
Consider the ravens: They do not sow or reap, they have no storeroom or barn; yet God feeds them. And how much more valuable you are than birds!

7. He broke all the dieting rules

Luke 5:32-34
They said to him, “John’s disciples often fast and pray, and so do the disciples of the Pharisees, but yours go on eating and drinking.”

8. He believed in the law of attraction

Luke 11:9
“So I say to you: Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”

9. He did some cardio

John 6:19
When they had rowed three or three and a half miles, they saw Jesus approaching the boat, walking on the water; and they were terrified.

10. He believed in Himself

John 8:12
When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.”

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