This is me not giving a fuck. Life is too short to get all twisted up about insignificant things.
Have an orgasm, read a good book, have a lie down. This is all you need to be happy. Plus swimming goggles – you can’t be unhappy wearing swimming goggles.
I’m SO GLAD it’s that simple. Can’t believe that ALL THESE YEARS I was bloody well overcomplicating it!
I know — all I had to do was put on those goggles and I saw the entire world differently.
Who knew that’s all it took 😀