- Make your online name a very clever Latin phrase
- Say you are looking for someone to beguile you
- Use a profile photo that makes you look intense and complex
- Correct the one spelling mistake in my email [who knew that you complement someone not compliment?]
- Tell the truth about your age
- Be much more intelligent than I am
- Say heart wrenching things like “I want to gaze upon you as you sleep, feel the slow cadence of your dreaming heart, listen to your breathing … smell you.”
- Write that you “enjoy the way you write and think. Eloquence, elegance even, and occasional profanity. A little intoxicating.”
- Make me wait for the first date
- Make me wait for the fucking first date … arrrgggghhh
