How NOT to Succeed in Internet Dating

  1. Make your online name Throbb
  2. Say you are looking for your sole mate, or someone with a hart!
  3. Use a profile photo with some woman’s arm around you
  4. Correct the one spelling mistake in my email [who knew that you complement someone not compliment?]
  5. Lie about your age
  6. Use a profile photo with your car/dog/sunglasses and baseball cap
  7. Describe yourself as having a wicked sence of humour
  8. Tell me on the first date that you’re looking for a wife and let me pay for half my dinner
  9. Describe your ideal woman as easy going and down to earth
  10. Say “I’m not really a breast man”

About KatieP

Embracing my midlife sexy while exploring modern love & relationships • Devoted to all things beautiful • Master of Arts in creative writing & non-fiction writing