No-one’s ever called me *versatile* before

vbThe beautiful Halley over at Life of Something New has awarded me a blogging award. Apparently I’m a Versatile Blogger. 

But being the recipient of an award doesn’t come without awarderly duties. I have to follow the rules in order to be eligible for my tiara.

Here are the said rules :

1. In a post on your, blog, nominate 15 fellow bloggers for The Versatile Blogger Award. Hello — fif-fucking-teen fellow bloggers … not going to happen!

2. In the same post, add the Versatile Blogger Award. Check.

3. In the same post, thank the blogger who nominated you in a post with a link back to their blog. Check.

4. In the same post, share seven completely random pieces of information about yourself. If I must (see below).

5. In the same post, include this set of rules. Is this like circular logic – the rule is to include the rule to include the rule … aah my brain just exploded!

6. Inform each nominated blogger of their nomination by posting a comment on each of their blogs. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t …

So if I don’t follow the rules do I disqualify myself?

Who cares — I’m a rebel and a rule breaker — send the bloggy award police to get me — I’m ready for you.

Seven random things about me

1. I sleep on the left side of the bed

2. I’ve been fired only once in my lifetime not because I didn’t do my job but because I was having pre-marital sex

3. I speed read

4. Learning how to touch type at Catholic Ladies College was one of the best things I ever learnt

5. I never want to die

6. I have my belly buttoned pierced and my ears pierced twice

7. My orgasms come in three different varieties

And the award goes to …

Some of the 42 zillion bloggers that I read and adore are in my Blogroll. I award all of them this honour. Knock yourselves out!

→ Now it’s your turn — tell me one random thing about you.

About Katie Paul

Embracing my midlife sexy while exploring modern love & relationships • Devoted to all things beautiful • Master of Arts in creative writing & non-fiction writing • Join the hottest group on FB → Sassy Midlife Women

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