1. Metabolic training
How do you train your metabolism? Today I think I’m going to train my kidneys. Tomorrow is lymph node day. And then on Sunday, I’m going to train my bile ducts.
2. Get in shape
What shape are we talking about? Hourglass? Banana? Dodecahedron?
3. Cutting edge eating program
Food goes on my fork and it goes into my mouth. I don’t know any other way to eat. Maybe if I get a sharper knife it will be more cutting edge? [I know, I’m groaning too … sorry]
5. Watching what I eat
6. Bikini body
I have a body and I wear a bikini so I must have a bikini body, and a jeans body, and a track suit pants and stained t-shirt body. And, oooohhh, naked body … mmmmmmmmm
7. Reduce your waistline
What is so great about a tiny waist? Especially these days when pants and skirts are hipsters anyway. Apparently, there is no such thing as a waist.
8. A quick and easy solution that guarantees long-lasting results
9. If you eat less calories than you expend you will lose weight
The calorie myth is busted here.
10. Thin = sexy
Sexy = sexy. Mmmmm still thinking about naked bodies …
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