Nobody blogs on the weekends or on holidays so today is particularly quiet. I’m trawling around looking for a laugh to alleviate the post celebration fuzziness (how were those Sydney fireworks? awesome!)
Of course, Happy New Year blah blah. All I can say is I’m glad that 2010 is done and dusted. Finished, over, survived, completed, the end. Today is a new day, a new world, a new life and a fresh clean page.
Anyway, for your titillation (♥ that word) here’s a bit of fun.
Go to Wikipedia and click on random article (5th one down on the left hand side).
This is the name of your clacker or willy (genitals).
I hereby present “Cleveland Way“. It is rather more bushy than me as I have the benefit of laser hair removal.
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my vajayjay is now called SMS König Albert
Sounds like you’ll be needing a German Warship to survive the lovefest that’s on its way
hahaha well I won’t be surprised if week consists of three and a half rushed shags and the rest of the time yelling at the feral teens!
Mine will now be known as ‘The Chameleon’
Colour change for purposes of camouflage sounds like a handy skill
Holozoa…hmmmm- a group of organisms that includes animals and their closest single-celled relatives, but excludes fungi
I like the chameleon Michelle…lol!
I love the sound of that word “Holozoa” as in
“… come over here darling, my holozoa needs you …”
OK, this is freaky: Scalptia contabulata. “…a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Cancellariidae, the nutmeg snails”
*falls off chair laughing*
At least nutmeg sounds nice. And smells pleasant.
I couldn’t resist refreshing the page and got this:
“Draw Dock
A Draw Dock is usually a narrow inlet in a river bank, sometimes lined, sometimes not, into which boats of reasonable size may be drawn for repair.”
*snort* Now I’m actually crying and trying very hard not to pee my pants.
Hopefully you’ve got a reasonably sized boat at hand! too funny
I’m VNS or vagal nerve stimulation (obviously vagal needs to be replaced with vagina and I’m set)
ha ha this is funny!!
I got “Different from the Others” (a German film produced during the Weimar Republic) – hmmmmm…. I could go down the paranoid road with that one, but I’m going to choose differently unique instead
As luck would have it, I got “Running” so I guess Mr T will be buying a pair of joggers to go with his new Santa hat. Then I’ll need a MAP! But methinks The Cleveland Way is a path I know well, dare I say, well-trodden (at the risk of getting a slap!)