Rain, rain, rain. Lay around relaxing, drinking and watching TV. I’ll leave you with famous quotes from Duckfish who went native in the heat (all said in jest).
“I’ll be fine after 3 coffees, paracetamol and a blow job”.
“Don’t be falling over baby and breaking your clacker, it’s far too precious”.
“Slippery when wet, like your pussy”.
“Don’t be bending over like that, I’ll be up you”.
“It’s not my fault, you reversed into me.”
Duckfish walking into car rental place (only happened in his imagination).
DF: Hire (Hiya/How are ya)
Man: I’m fine thanks, how are you?
DF: I’m not enquiring about your health, I want to hire a car!
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Hi Katie,
So pleased to see you having a fabulous holiday – and nice to see a photo of you and Duckfish – you look perfect together.
Here’s to a happy 2011!
Hugs,
Liz N