Today I was trawling the internet to ascertain if baby oil up my clacker was a health hazard (as you do). The answer is no — not a problem at all.
In my travels I stumbled upon a forum that had obviously been translated from another language …
I’m a manly and I alway use newborn grease when I masturbate it is effortless to verbs up after I finish and it feel virtuous. My girl friend other uses it too and have never have a problem.
Newborn grease …
You’re welcome.
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bahahahahaaaa!
Considering it’s a petroleum derived product, I wouldn’t be so sure.
What’s all this about slapping on the ‘newborn grease’? Happen we should be sticking to protein derived products? I’m sure Mr T will be just fine with that, baby. Rumour has it, ‘it’ strengthens your nails (amazing but false!). On second thoughts I don’t want you turning into Wolverine. Perhaps (not that you need any lubricant or an excuse for that matter) I feel a visit to a sex shop rather than a mechanics shop coming on.
Clacker HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s the funny bone hug I’ve needed all day
Thanks KatieP!